快乐者的衬衫英语话剧稿

㈠ 英语话剧剧本

<男孩和他的树>
a boy and his tree
a long ago,there was a huge apple tree. a little boy love to come and play around it everyday.he climbed to the tree top,ate the apples,took a nap under the shadow…he loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.time went by…the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday.
one day,the boy came back to the tree and he looked.
"come and play with me ,"the tree asked the boy .
"i am no longer a kid, i don't play around trees anymore."the boy replied,
"i want toys.i need money to buy them."
"sorry,but i don't have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them.
so,you will have money."the boy was so excited .he grabbed all the apples
on the tree and left happily.the boy never came back after he picked the
apples.the tree was sad.
one day,the boy returned and the tree was so excited.
"come and play with me ,"the tree said.
"i don't have time to play.i have to work for my family.we need a house for
shelter.can you help me?"
"sorry,but i don't have a house .but you can chop off my branches to build
your house."so the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.
the tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then.
the tree was again lonely and sad.
one hot summer day,the boy returned and the tree was delighted.
"come and play with me !"the tree said.
"i am sad and getting old.iwant to go sailing to relax myself.can you give
a boat?"
"use my truck to build your boat.you can sail faraway and be happy."
so the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat .he went sailing and never
showed up for a long time.
finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years.
"sorry,my boy.but i don't have anything for you anymore.no more apples for
for you…“the tree said.
"i don't have teeth to bite."the boy replied.
"no more truck foe you to climb on."
"i am too old for that now."the boy said.
"i really can give you anything…the only thing left is my dying roots."the
tree said with tears.
"i don't need much now,just a place to rest.i am tired after all these year"
the boy replied.
"good!old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest. come,come sit
down with me and rest."the boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled
with tears……
this is a story of everyone. the tree is our parent. when we were young, we loved to play with mom and dad……
when we grown up, we left them…only came to them when we need something or when we are in trouble.
no matter what,parents will alway be there and give everything they could to make you happy.
you may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that how all of us are treating our parent.tme is too slow for those who wait,too swift for those who fear,too long for those who grieve,too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love,time is eternity.
从前，有一棵巨大的苹果树。
一个小男孩每天都喜欢在树下玩耍。他爬树，吃苹果，在树荫下小睡……他爱和树玩，树也爱和他玩。
时间过的很快，小男孩长大了，他不再每天都来树下玩耍了。
“来和我玩吧。”树说。
“我不再是孩子了，我再也不会在树下玩了。”男孩回答道，“我想要玩具，我需要钱去买玩具。”
“对不起，我没有钱……但是，你可以把我的苹果摘下来，拿去卖钱，这样你就有钱了。”
男孩兴奋的把所有的苹果都摘下来，高兴的离开了。男孩摘了苹果后很久都没有回来。树很伤心。
一天，男孩回来了，树很激动。
“来和我玩吧。”树说。
“我没时间玩，我得工作，养家糊口。我们需要一栋房子，你能帮助我吗？”
“对不起，我没有房子，但是你可以砍下我的树枝，拿去盖你的房子。”男孩把所有的树枝都砍下来，高兴的离开了。
看到男孩那么高兴，树非常欣慰。但是，男孩从此很久都没回来。树再一次孤独，伤心起来。
一个炎热的夏日，男孩终于回来了，树很欣慰。
“来和我玩吧！”树说。
“我过的不快乐，我也一天天变老了，我想去航海放松一下。你能给我一条船吗？”

“用我的树干造你的船吧，你就能快乐地航行到遥远的地方了。”男孩把树干砍下来，做成了一条船。
他去航海了，很长时间都没露面。
最后，过了很多年，男孩终于回来了。
“对不起，孩子，我再也没有什么东西可以给你了……”树说。
“我已经没有牙咬苹果了。”男孩回答道。
“我也没有树干让你爬了。”树说。
“我已经老得爬不动了。”男孩说。
“我真的不能再给你任何东西了，除了我正在死去的树根。”树含着泪说。
“我现在不需要什么了，只想找个地方休息。过了这么些年，我累了。”男孩回答道。
“太好了！老树根正是休息是最好的倚靠，来吧，来坐在我身边，休息一下吧。” 男孩坐下了，树很高兴，含着泪微笑着……
****************
这是每个人的故事，树就是我们的父母。当我们年轻的时候，我们愿意和爸爸妈妈玩。当我们长大成人，我们就离开了父母，只有我们需要一些东西或者遇到一些麻烦时，才会回来。不论怎样，父母总是支持我们，竭力给我们每一样能让我们高兴的东西。
你也许会想，男孩对树太残酷了，但是，那正是我们所有人对待父母的方式啊！

㈡ 英语话剧主持稿 英文版

ood afternoon, everyone.
Good afternoon.
Welcome to the 2006 HIT graate level English speech final competition.
To start with, we'd like to briefly introce the whole process of the competition.
From Sep., 2300 graates have participated in this competition, of those, more than 70 took part in the semi-final and today we have 10 outstanding speakers to compete in the final round.

At first, with great honor, we'd like to introce the guests at present.
They're ...
We are honored to have you here, and we hope you can enjoy yourselves today.

Next, let me introce the judges of today's contest.
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Thank you for being a part of the competition.

Now, let's welcome professor ... to give us the opening address.
(address)
Thank you professor ...

Let me introce the rules of today's contest. According to the performance of every contestant, 7 scores will be given by our 7 judges, the fullmark is 100.
The final score is the average excluding one of the highest and one of the lowest scores.

After the competition rules, let's meet our contestants, and welcome all of them to the stage NOW.
Each of you'll have 30 seconds to introce yourself.

OK. All contestants have finished their introctions.
(turn to contestants)
We all look forward to your wonderful performances, and we wish you the best of luck.

Now, the 2006 HIT graate level English speech final competition formally start.
Please welcome Contestant No.1 ...
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Thank you C.N.1
Judges, question please.
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㈢ 英语作文结局50字一个快乐人的衬衫带翻译

Long ago, there lived an unhappy king in a rich and beautiful country. He didn't sleep well and didn't want to eat. He was always pale. He often cried for no reason. This worried the queen and his subjects.
One day, a doctor was called into the palace to examine the king. But he found that the king had no illness. All in his mind, medicine and rest could not help him. What he needed was a dress for a happy man. That would make him happy.
The minister was admitted to the palace, but when they explained the King's situation to him, he said, "Although I have great power, it does not make me happy. I always worry about losing my power. Many people want to take my place."
Then the king's banker came to the palace. He said, "I'm afraid I'm not happy either. I have a lot of wealth, but I always worry about losing my money. Every day someone wants to steal my money."
Later, the king's singer came to the palace. But he said, "I'm famous and everyone likes my song, but I'm not happy because I always worry about being imitated and I can't be free."
Finally, the king's general was sent to find a happy man in three days.
翻译如下:
很久以前,在一个富有美丽的国家生活着一个不快乐的国王.他睡眠不好而且不想吃东西.他总是面色苍白.他经常无缘无故地哭.这使王后和他的臣民很担心.
一天,一名医生被招入宫给国王检查.但是他发现国王身体没什么疾病.都在他的思想.药和休息都不能帮助他.他所需要的是一件快乐的人穿的一件衣服.那将使他快乐起来.
大臣被招入宫,但是当他们把国王的情况解释给他时,他说：“虽然我有很大的权力,但是它并没使我开心.我总担心失去我的权力.许多人想取代我的位置.
然后,国王的银行家来到宫殿.他说：“恐怕我也不开心.我有很多财富,但我总担心失去我的钱.每天有人想偷我的钱.”
后来,国王的歌唱家来到宫殿.但是他是这样说的：“我很出名且每个人都喜欢我的歌,但我也不开心,因为我总担心被别人模仿,我不能自由.”
最后,国王的将军被派出去在三天内找到一个快乐的人.

还有什么不明白的可以追问我

望采纳(*￣︶￣)

㈣ 描写衬衫的英语作文带翻译

For quite some time after I entered Leping Middle School， I had been longing for a beautiful new shirt， because all my shirts were worn out.
There was a nice green shirt in a shop-window on my way to school. Whenever I passed the shop， I would stop to have a look at it. As my family was not rich， the green shirt was too expensive for me to ask my parents to buy. But how I wished I could have it！
One day， I went as usual to the shop to look at the shirt， but to my surprise the shirt was gone. So I went home， full of tears ， as if I had lost something precious。
As soon as I got home， Mother called me in her room. I wiped away my tears at once， and went into the room. To my joy I found the beautiful green shirt lying on the bed. I came over to the shirt， picked it up， and looked at it carefully. Yes！ It was the one that had been in the shop-window and that I had been longing for so much. I came to my mother and threw myself into her arms. Tears were running down my cheeks when I said， “Thank you very much， Mother.”
That day was the happiest one I had ever had. I don't know how Mother saved up enough money for the shirt， but I have come to realize that although the shirt was costly， nothing is dearer than the love of my parents for me.

长一段时间我进入乐平中学以后，我已经为一个美丽的新衬衫的渴望，因为我所有的衬衣都筋疲力尽。
There was a nice green shirt in a shop-window on my way to school. Whenever I passed the shop， I would stop to have a look at it. As my family was not rich， the green shirt was too expensive for me to ask my parents to buy. But how I wished I could have it！
有一个漂亮的绿衬衫在商店的橱窗，我在上学的路上。我路过那家商店的时候，我会停下来看一看。我的家庭并不富裕，绿衫太贵了，我问我的父母买。我多么希望能！
One day， I went as usual to the shop to look at the shirt， but to my surprise the shirt was gone. So I went home， full of tears ， as if I had lost something precious。
有一天，我像往常一样去店里看看这件衬衫，但我惊讶的衬衫了。我擦干我的眼泪一下子，走进房间。
As soon as I got home， Mother called me in her room. I wiped away my tears at once， and went into the room. To my joy I found the beautiful green shirt lying on the bed. I came over to the shirt， picked it up， and looked at it carefully. Yes！ It was the one that had been in the shop-window and that I had been longing for so much. I came to my mother and threw myself into her arms. Tears were running down my cheeks when I said， “Thank you very much， Mother.”
我的快乐，我发现美丽的绿衬衫躺在床上。我来这件衬衫，把它捡了起来，看了看仔细。我来这件衬衫，把它捡了起来，看了看仔细。是的！这是一个已在商店的橱窗，我一直这么多的渴望。我来到了我的母亲和自己扔进她的怀抱。我来到了我的母亲和自己扔进她的怀抱。眼泪顺着我的脸颊时，我说，“非常感谢你，妈妈。”
那一天是我有过的最幸福的人。我不知道妈妈攒够了钱的衬衫，但我已经意识到，尽管这件衬衫是昂贵的，没有什么是比我的父母对我的爱。
望采纳

㈤ 英语话剧剧本（短篇)

英语四人话剧!幽默搞笑的话剧剧本《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》

演员:P:Pirate-Grandson.M:Mother.

F:Father.K:King-Grandpa.

旁白:Thereare4membersinafamily,Pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.Hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.Hisdad,AndyLauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,Kingisakindlyoldman.Pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becauseKingisveryspoilinghim.Hehateshisparents.Franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,..

正剧：(P,K出场)

P:OldKing,OpentheTV,IwanttoseeTomandJerry.Ilovethatmouse.Quick!Notime!Ican’twaitanothersecond.

K:Ohdear!Inearlyforgetit.Don’tworry,Iopenitrightnow.(作开电视状)

P:HaHa!It’sreallyfunny!Tomissogood!(作高兴状)搞笑小品

Ohno!“TheEnd!”WhereisTom?Ihatetheend!(摔电视机，liuxue86.com作极度气愤状)OldKing!?(对K吼)

K：Oh,whatapitydog!(作左顾右盼状)Yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravePirate,justtellme.I’.(作充满自信状)

P：Really!OK!Now,let’swatchCaribbeanPirates!

K:Humm,No,it’sunfitforyou……(作犹豫状)

P:Ijustlikethisfilm,OldKing,youtelllies.Youdon’tkeepyourpromise.(作气愤欲泣状)

K;Ohyes,Iplayitforyou.(作为难状)Butpleasebequite,I’.

P:Don’ttellsomuch!Ihavebeenanaltmanof7yearsold.Ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信状)

K：OK.(作舒心，安慰状)

P:Fighthim,killhim.Throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高声喊)

K:Xu……..(作禁声状).Rememberyourpromise,youngaltman.

P:Oh?Whatpromise?Ihaveforgottenit.(作天经地义状)

K:Oh?!Youareright(作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔)

P:OldKing.Igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪状)Bemyhorse,andIwillrideonyourback,let’,justlikeabraveknight.(作勇敢状)

K:What!Rideonmyback!Beyourhorse!!(作惊异状)

P:Yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作若无其事状)

K:No,No,soundagoodidea!Verygood!YouareabravePirate.Nowcomeonmyback.(作无奈状)

P:(作高兴状，作跃上马背状)Hei!Let’sgo!Killallthosebadmen.Quick!Runquick!.......(意气风发状)

(M,F携手进场):搞笑小品剧本

P:Oh,mygod!Mummy,Daddy!(A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)

M:Dad,whatareyoudoing!?NaughtyPirate,isn’tyourtrick!?(作气愤状)

P:(作阳痿状)Mummy,it’snotmyfault.Oldkingletmemassagehisback.HeiHei(作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)

M:Idon’tbelieveit.(作严肃状)Dad,isn’treallythat?(询问K)

K:Yes,ofcourse,Ican’timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.Oh…….(释然状，因为圆了我的谎)

M:Really.Idon’,whotaughthim.(作怀疑状)Dear,isn’tyou?

F:No,Ihaven’t,,Doyouthinkso,dear?

M:Yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.

(P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)

(P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰)

P:Mummy,Doyoufeelalittlecold?

K:Yes,Icanfeelit.(边挥汗边说冷)

M:No,it’ssummer.Reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?

P:No,No,justmyfeeling.(更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)

M:Pirate,what’sbehindyou?(疑问状)

P:Oh,nothing,nothing!(作惊恐状)

M:Moveaway.littlePirate!(作气愤状)

P:Ohno!Thestormwillcome.(捂脸作害怕状)

M:CaribbeanPirate!What’sabadfilm!LittlePirate!?(气愤状)

P:Mummy,Isurrender.(作投降状)

M:Daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling，forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllethimbecomebad!

K:Iknowthat,.Yes?Pirate?(想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)

P:Yes,averyclevermouseandastupidcat.(作博学状)

M:Dad,don’tlethimwatchsomuchTV,itwastesalotoftime,anditisbadforhiseyesight.Hemaybecomeshort-sighted.(诚恳状)

小品：“不差钱”

(2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)

Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。)

(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)

Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。

Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。

Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰 调情~~~

赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调!!

毛毛： 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调(qíng diào)。

Uncle Zhao 情调(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调?就搁这儿吃。

Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爷爷，这家老贵的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 赵本山：贵?咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢?

Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我没拿包啊。

Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.

赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。

Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，让我落炕上了。

Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?

赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?

Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.

毛毛： 兜里，多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。

Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.

赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。

Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 这也不能够啊。

Uncle Zhao It’s ok. Waiter!

赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员!

㈥ 急需一篇英语话剧稿，2人，初中水平，幽默搞笑

搞笑英语话剧剧本《 荆珂刺秦王》

旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.

Action I

太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?

阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.

太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!

阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）

太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?

阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.

太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?

阿三：Yes.

Action II

（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）

荆轲
Are you Li mochou?

李莫愁
Yes.

荆轲
OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.

李莫愁
Are you challenging me?

荆轲
Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意

李莫愁
Come on!

音乐起
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”
李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑

李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?

荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）

李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.

荆轲再次大笑

太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?

太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?

荆柯：Sure!

太子丹：How are you?

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?

太子丹晕倒

荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!

太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?

荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
To be or not to be, that's a question.

阿三：Hero，we need your help.

荆柯：I am busy now! （本文来自天空剧本网）

太子丹：You can get a lot of money.

荆柯：I am very busy now!

阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?

荆柯：I am very very busy now!

阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.

荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!

阿三：What? What’s the TCM?

荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.

阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?

观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .

太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China.

荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t rece my weight.

阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……

荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.

太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!

Action Ш

（《大话西游》主题曲响起）

荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.

阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.

荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends

太子丹：I will miss you, baby.

（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）

荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.

妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）

荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)

妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.

荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.

妻子:"I promise."

荆轲:"Never let go. “

妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）

妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，
荆珂上船，渐渐远去

妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……

妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.

阿三：Okay okay!

旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.

结束！

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㈦ 要排一个英语话剧 the shirt of a happy man 结局要不一样，越新

我觉得就该乞丐，既新奇又一人深思，“为什么一个乞丐会是真正快乐的人”

㈧ 英语关于一位快乐的人的衬衫的续写剧本

㈨ 经典英文话剧剧本

我建议楼主不要选莎士比亚的，他的作品文章太复杂了，想必大学生也看不懂。
以下是两个简单点的
http://www.rdfz.com/highschool/g109/html/english.htm
http://www.gwdwx.com/bbs/read.php?tid=26613

㈩ 一个快乐的人的衬衫英语短文改写

他，小小的个子，一双棕色的眼睛总是闪着快乐的光芒。他那张笑脸蕴藏着丰富的表情，小小的嘴巴总是让大家哈哈大笑，他就是我们班着名的“开心果”—邹杰。
为什么邹杰是“开心果”呢？原来他会做猩猩脸，经常能让人捧腹大笑，有时甚至能笑破肚皮呢！
有一次，我在踢球的时候不小心被别人踢了一下脸，痛得眼泪都快掉下来了，几个队友过来安慰，可是都没用。就在这时，邹杰说：“我做一个猩猩脸，你就不疼了。”于是，他向我的笑穴发起进攻，做了一个猩猩脸，太滑稽了。我一看，都把肚皮笑痛了，疼痛也不翼而飞。在其他同学不高兴的时候，邹杰总是能安慰别人，不是做猩猩脸，就是用那张小嘴给大家讲一个笑话。
我们班这个着名的“开心果”，不仅能给大家带来欢乐，他自己也很少不开心。如果邹杰上课被老师批评，邹杰不但没有不高兴，反而对我们说：“老师批评我，说明老师非常关注我，为什么要生气呢？如果老师都不想关注我了，那才伤心呢。”要是换成其他同学，那早就满肚子不高兴了，也不会说出这么多道理。
邹杰的话让我深深地明白，对待生活，只要心胸开阔，乐于奉献，不斤斤计较，你就可以成为一个快乐的人，也可以把快乐带给所有的人。我也想和邹杰一样，成为一个超级乐天派，将快乐带给大家！